Corrupt-A-Wish

[Starfire]

Personally I love this game!

Anyway, the first person makes a wish, then the second person corrupts it somehow (they're supposed to become sort of twisted) and makes a wish, then the third person does the same thing, and so on. Like so:

Person: I wish I had a sandwich.
Dude: Granted, but the sandwich is made of cow organs and has pins and needles as the condiments. I wish I wasn't scared of lightning.
Member: Granted, but now you're scared of thunder instead. I wish I had a Totodile.

And so on! So, my wish is...

I wish I had a cookie!

[Crazed Lapras]

Granted. A delicious soy and carrot cookie for you.

I wish my homework would finish itself.

[Avara]

Granted but ball lightning strikes it and incinerates it.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Birdybot]

Granted, but the method of curing the headache is to get rid of the head.

I wish I could get a chance to do stand-up comedy (and turned out to be good at it)

[Starfire]

Granted, but the studio you tried out in burns down with you in it. (Ouch.)

I wish I could think of something to wish for. X3

(By the way Lapras, that cookie's gross. Nice job! XDDD)

[Birdybot]

Granted, but you wish you were dead. And it comes true. Whoops!

I wish I had more free time.

[Crazed Lapras]

Granted, but your free time is a by product of contracting a highly contagious disease and being quarantined in your house.

I wish I had a Charizard for my card collection. (silly things are $15 minimum.....)

[Tuck Shadowfall]

Granted, But it turns out the Charizard Card you got was fake! Some foolish rip off artist ripped you off!

I wish i had some new Guitar strings. ((Mine are starting to get rusty and dull))

[Birdybot]

Granted, but then your guitar breaks.

I wish no-one could currupt this wish.

[Avara]

Granted no-one corrupts your wish, instead your Pokèdollars gets corrupted and you lose it all. (>_>)

I wish for coding to be easier and take up less space.

[Tuck Shadowfall]

Granted, However once the coding was shortened it became so complex that nto even the worlds smartest individuals could figure it out!

I wish i hadn't just LOST THE GAME!

[Starfire]

Granted, but instead you lose the game after reading this. X3

I wish I could find a way to keep my muse from fleeing whenever I come here. X3

[Crazed Lapras]

Granted, but then your muse only works while you are here, forcing you to become insanely addicted to our silly if adorable website.

I wish I were brave enough to tell the guy I like that I like him.

[ibrowmew]

You muster up the courage to tell the guy you like that you like him but before you told him he became temporarly deaf and didn't hear what you said.

I wish I had I knew all the countries and their capitals.

[Starfire]

Granted, but then you forget them all ten minutes later.

I wish Black and White was out already! I wanna play it/them! X3